alphabets dance before my eyes
why oh why is it so hard to make them stop
impertinent things they are
what would you do now?

i warn you, shouting and hollering will not do
softly crooning and ballads won't either
what 'bout a stern stare, that usually works, you ask
oh no, it doesn't, tried it myself couple hours ago
well, why don't you just throw up your hands in the air
and lets grab some vodka martinis instead
leave those troublesome Bs and Ks to their salsa and waltz
we'll have good, roaring times, we will
but, but, I'm a poet!
ah, then we're in for a bit of trouble.